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swingdjted
17th August 2011, 00:38
me too, depending on what you need help with
Warrior of the Light
18th August 2011, 19:11
I have a bbq this saturday, the saturday after that and the 17th. I have to eat a lot of meat. Who knows, I could use some help with eating all that meat.
On second thought, nah :D
On second thought, nah :D
swingdjted
22nd August 2011, 03:45
I'll be there anyway, you may change your mind again, and if not, I'll help you anyway.
Warrior of the Light
24th August 2011, 09:42
Where were you last Saturday?
siebe83
24th August 2011, 21:10
He was the guy with the dark sunglasses.
Warrior of the Light
25th August 2011, 14:41
And how do you know that?
swingdjted
14th September 2011, 03:03
Because Seibe was there too; he was the one with with the fancy coat, the colorful hat, the huge amount of jewelry, and all those scantily clad ladies that kept calling him 'boss'.
Warrior of the Light
15th September 2011, 16:36
hey I almost won.
But if you go to the BBQ next Saturday, just drop by.
But if you go to the BBQ next Saturday, just drop by.
swingdjted
17th September 2011, 17:16
On my way now. See ya there.
Too-DAMN-Much
21st September 2011, 04:36
no, you won't.
Warrior of the Light
21st September 2011, 18:43
what the fuck (http://blip.fm/dijo)
I ran a Google search for my name. pü17dijo was on the front page. You might find another forumer you should know in there.
I ran a Google search for my name. pü17dijo was on the front page. You might find another forumer you should know in there.
Too-DAMN-Much
22nd September 2011, 02:08
what the fuck (http://blip.fm/dijo)
I ran a Google search for my name. pü17dijo was on the front page. You might find another forumer you should know in there.
found a bunch of books and assorted other garbage but none of what you did.
looks like googling myself is still safe except for a few things, mostly assorted forum accounts i forgot i registered for and then there's this....
http://twitter.com/#!/SoMsUndersto_od
i didn't realize my misses was a large black woman....
I ran a Google search for my name. pü17dijo was on the front page. You might find another forumer you should know in there.
found a bunch of books and assorted other garbage but none of what you did.
looks like googling myself is still safe except for a few things, mostly assorted forum accounts i forgot i registered for and then there's this....
http://twitter.com/#!/SoMsUndersto_od
i didn't realize my misses was a large black woman....
Warrior of the Light
23rd September 2011, 17:00
That's why you should leave the lights on
swingdjted
23rd September 2011, 22:42
I have to admit, I like lights on better than off.
Warrior of the Light
24th September 2011, 11:28
Dimmed for me or candles at best
swingdjted
25th September 2011, 16:15
Yeah, dimmed is nice too. Especially during the holiday when it's just some Christmas lights. The multiple colors make things a bit more interesting. Flickering fireplace light is even better yet.
There were a few back in college where I probably would have been much better off with the lights out, but most were definitely built for lights-on action.
There were a few back in college where I probably would have been much better off with the lights out, but most were definitely built for lights-on action.
Too-DAMN-Much
26th September 2011, 04:28
That's why you should leave the lights on
yeah.... but that's the thing, she's a six foot ginger who lives in minnesnowta (her spelling) it's just strange "ms (your username here)" to see a name like that.
oh and, lights stay on, or i'm not responsible for stickin it in the wrong one :p
yeah.... but that's the thing, she's a six foot ginger who lives in minnesnowta (her spelling) it's just strange "ms (your username here)" to see a name like that.
oh and, lights stay on, or i'm not responsible for stickin it in the wrong one :p
swingdjted
27th September 2011, 01:37
The back door should be exit only.
Too-DAMN-Much
27th September 2011, 18:59
The back door should be exit only.
true, but when you can't see either doorknob because you have the lights off how do you know which one it is? :p
true, but when you can't see either doorknob because you have the lights off how do you know which one it is? :p
swingdjted
27th September 2011, 23:59
If one can't tell in the dark, then chances are neither door is fit for entry.
Warrior of the Light
28th September 2011, 09:46
If you can't, you probably shouldn't be doing it at all
swingdjted
29th September 2011, 00:46
very true
Too-DAMN-Much
29th September 2011, 20:37
two virgins in one thread eh?
sheesh ted, you're even married, sorry to hear about the separate beds.
sheesh ted, you're even married, sorry to hear about the separate beds.
swingdjted
29th September 2011, 23:51
nah, one big bed (http://forums.winamp.com/showpost.php?p=2599577&postcount=2519)
No worries here, we're both still very fit; but in a couple years I'll probably blow up if I keep eating everything in sight like I do now.
No worries here, we're both still very fit; but in a couple years I'll probably blow up if I keep eating everything in sight like I do now.
Too-DAMN-Much
30th September 2011, 22:43
ah.... the see food diet.
i'm a fan of that one too.
i'm a fan of that one too.
swingdjted
1st October 2011, 00:59
or the "try-it" that I'm on instead of the diet
Too-DAMN-Much
1st October 2011, 06:22
that's a good one also, one of the things i can thank having a father who is a very good chef for.
there are few things - at least as far as food goes - that i wouldn't try putting in my mouth at least once to see how it is.
snails though.... and i don't really like the taste of most shellfish but i'll give them a shot anyway.
there are few things - at least as far as food goes - that i wouldn't try putting in my mouth at least once to see how it is.
snails though.... and i don't really like the taste of most shellfish but i'll give them a shot anyway.
swingdjted
1st October 2011, 19:13
I was pretty open minded when trying that kinda stuff, but for the most part I haven't found much that I'm willing to try again. I do absolutely love scallops though.
Too-DAMN-Much
2nd October 2011, 07:30
I was pretty open minded when trying that kinda stuff, but for the most part I haven't found much that I'm willing to try again.
eloquently put, QFT.
personally, i like squid, a lot, i only ever had the rubbery ring sections at the extremely overpriced sushi-buffet "todai" but.... it was good even chewy as a piece of rubber and a bit tough i did like it.
it's really only the ones with shells that seem to taste like..... well... the vermin of the sea that they are.
and i really need to try proper squid, the delicate outer fleshes and not the rubbery inner rings like last time at that.
and octopus arms battered and fried... dear lod i love calamari!
eloquently put, QFT.
personally, i like squid, a lot, i only ever had the rubbery ring sections at the extremely overpriced sushi-buffet "todai" but.... it was good even chewy as a piece of rubber and a bit tough i did like it.
it's really only the ones with shells that seem to taste like..... well... the vermin of the sea that they are.
and i really need to try proper squid, the delicate outer fleshes and not the rubbery inner rings like last time at that.
and octopus arms battered and fried... dear lod i love calamari!
Warrior of the Light
3rd October 2011, 17:55
Whoa from sex to beds to food in 3 posts. Usually it's the other way around
swingdjted
3rd October 2011, 23:54
Heh - nice catch!
:blah:
:blah:
Too-DAMN-Much
4th October 2011, 00:08
that's what she said!
Warrior of the Light
5th October 2011, 13:09
It's raining here
swingdjted
5th October 2011, 22:55
Grab a bar of soap, strip naked, go outside, and start scrubbing.
Warrior of the Light
6th October 2011, 20:06
Better yet, stick that bar where the sun doesn't shine and blow bubbles!
swingdjted
7th October 2011, 05:23
That...
ugh.
Bad, bad visual there...
ugh.
Bad, bad visual there...
Too-DAMN-Much
9th October 2011, 07:36
Accidentally outing yourself for dummies volume: 1
Better yet, stick that bar where the sun doesn't shine and blow bubbles!
Better yet, stick that bar where the sun doesn't shine and blow bubbles!
Warrior of the Light
10th October 2011, 15:13
Accidental?
Edi8th99
11th October 2011, 03:55
not very good logic bud
http://www.makemoneymakemoney.net/1.jpg
http://www.makemoneymakemoney.net/2.jpg
http://www.makemoneymakemoney.net/5.jpg
http://www.makemoneymakemoney.net/1.jpg
http://www.makemoneymakemoney.net/2.jpg
http://www.makemoneymakemoney.net/5.jpg
Warrior of the Light
11th October 2011, 19:52
Getting yourself banned isn't either
Too-DAMN-Much
11th October 2011, 20:04
Accidental?
you intended to uncloset yourself with that post?
pretty unconventional method there.... ;)
:)
i think it's worth noting just how tempted i am to replace this post with "oh! freudian!"
you intended to uncloset yourself with that post?
pretty unconventional method there.... ;)
:)
i think it's worth noting just how tempted i am to replace this post with "oh! freudian!"
Warrior of the Light
12th October 2011, 21:37
Truth is, I like making jokes that other people don't dare to make for some reason. It's become a bit of a sport for me over the years. I allows me to make the better (or perhaps worse in this case :p) jokes.
The horrible image came up in my head and couldn't hold myself back from posting it.
I knew someone would leave a reply like that before I hit the post reply button.
I trust you all know by now that I'm not gay. If anyone doesn't then there's nothing I can do (or care to do for that matter) about it.
ah sorry for posting non-nonsense in the bin.
In good tradition, here's an image of a bunny for those who remember the days:
http://productofloveliness.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/1235000380755.jpg
derp
The horrible image came up in my head and couldn't hold myself back from posting it.
I knew someone would leave a reply like that before I hit the post reply button.
I trust you all know by now that I'm not gay. If anyone doesn't then there's nothing I can do (or care to do for that matter) about it.
ah sorry for posting non-nonsense in the bin.
In good tradition, here's an image of a bunny for those who remember the days:
http://productofloveliness.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/1235000380755.jpg
derp
Too-DAMN-Much
13th October 2011, 10:00
when two trolls meet, eh?
and yeah i was just playing around with you too, i mean... hell you're more likely for the person to agree making a statement like that on the internet! :)
oh crap, match my derp now huh?
here, this one has to be quite a trump:
oh and turn your sound down first, it all comes out of the left speaker for some reason and was quite painfully peaking
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BswkYHQSLrQ
obviously not the "lead by example" type of safety videos, it actually reminds me more of a trailer for a "saw" film.
i love how it implies that if you miss the head of a nail you're trying to pound in it could bounce back up with enough force to lodge itself deeply in your eye socket.
and yeah i was just playing around with you too, i mean... hell you're more likely for the person to agree making a statement like that on the internet! :)
oh crap, match my derp now huh?
here, this one has to be quite a trump:
oh and turn your sound down first, it all comes out of the left speaker for some reason and was quite painfully peaking
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BswkYHQSLrQ
obviously not the "lead by example" type of safety videos, it actually reminds me more of a trailer for a "saw" film.
i love how it implies that if you miss the head of a nail you're trying to pound in it could bounce back up with enough force to lodge itself deeply in your eye socket.
Warrior of the Light
16th October 2011, 20:24
that video gets stuck inside your head. Effective.
swingdjted
17th October 2011, 01:51
well, the purpose is more safety than it is to win cinema awards, and I would agree that if it works, it works and should be used
Too-DAMN-Much
17th October 2011, 02:39
any safety video that has that high of a budget for fake blood is suspect for obvious reasons if you ask me.
swingdjted
17th October 2011, 04:06
Can someone please cover for me tomorrow? I'm too tired to work and too wired to sleep.
Warrior of the Light
17th October 2011, 14:27
Sorry but I'll be busy with my own job tomorrow. Besides, I doubt that even if I left right now that I'd make it in time.
Too-DAMN-Much
17th October 2011, 14:28
sure my rates are $100/hour.
that's minimum wage + $80 an hour for having to train in your job.
that's minimum wage + $80 an hour for having to train in your job.
swingdjted
17th October 2011, 22:06
Every day is training day where I work.
I made it through without showing my fatigue, but I'll probably collapse for a nap tonight. Football practice was cancelled because of things beyond our control, so that helped; I went straight home only 30 minutes after school.
I made it through without showing my fatigue, but I'll probably collapse for a nap tonight. Football practice was cancelled because of things beyond our control, so that helped; I went straight home only 30 minutes after school.
Too-DAMN-Much
18th October 2011, 00:27
man this is dangerously close to being unbinworthy, if we keep up like this it might make sense.
Warrior of the Light
18th October 2011, 20:20
I started at 6:00 this morning and went home at 20:00. I'm doing two different courses at the same time at work, so I have been studying from 13:00 to 20:00 with a break from 4 to 5. I don't mind studying but as the day progresses, it gets hard to stay focused.
We could also talk about sonique or itunes
We could also talk about sonique or itunes
Too-DAMN-Much
19th October 2011, 04:22
yeah but itunes exists.
Warrior of the Light
20th October 2011, 14:58
not until they support all file types.
Ted, did you survive your day?
Ted, did you survive your day?
Too-DAMN-Much
20th October 2011, 20:16
you missed the point - sonique may as well not - it's a virtually unknown.
swingdjted
21st October 2011, 05:38
Yeah, that day instead of napping I just posted here, ate some food, did some laundry, and went to bed early. The rest of the week has also been very tiring, but not to the point where it has made work suffer. I really should stop my bitching and just be thankful that I'm capable of it all. I have a job where it is extremely taxing all throughout the school year (and worse yet it would be unethical for me to show it), but then I get a really nice month and a half off in the summer where I can make firewood by day and camp and have a beer by night, or not if I don't feel like it.
I still have yet to even try sonique or itunes. Winamp and VLC are just too easy and familiar I guess.
I still have yet to even try sonique or itunes. Winamp and VLC are just too easy and familiar I guess.
Too-DAMN-Much
21st October 2011, 05:41
i had a good day hard at work napping too now that you mention it.
woke up just in time for dinner, you just can't plan things better than how they happen anyway sometimes.
woke up just in time for dinner, you just can't plan things better than how they happen anyway sometimes.
Warrior of the Light
22nd October 2011, 13:51
I got your point. But I was talking for myself, not the world.
itunes may be more popular and even more popular than winamp, but I have no use for it and I don't trust it.
itunes may be more popular and even more popular than winamp, but I have no use for it and I don't trust it.
swingdjted
23rd October 2011, 19:47
I have no use for it
qft
qft
Too-DAMN-Much
24th October 2011, 00:57
I got your point. But I was talking for myself, not the world.
itunes may be more popular and even more popular than winamp, but I have no use for it and I don't trust it.
no you didn't, my point was regardless of winamp or itunes existing or not sonique is a no-name discount stand-in at best and nearly literally unknown, not that winamp or itunes is much more well known.
in other words it was a worthless comparison since sonique wasn't eligible in the first place.
itunes may be more popular and even more popular than winamp, but I have no use for it and I don't trust it.
no you didn't, my point was regardless of winamp or itunes existing or not sonique is a no-name discount stand-in at best and nearly literally unknown, not that winamp or itunes is much more well known.
in other words it was a worthless comparison since sonique wasn't eligible in the first place.
swingdjted
24th October 2011, 02:54
I just burped.
Warrior of the Light
24th October 2011, 16:11
Congratulations! Was it the sensation you were hoping for?
swingdjted
26th October 2011, 03:29
Funny you ask. It was actually quite uncomfortable - burned my throat a bit because I think maybe a little bit of acid came with it. I had to get up and get a glass of milk.
Warrior of the Light
26th October 2011, 09:28
Thank you so much for sharing this information!
I just returned from the toilet. It all came out with one big fart. Quite unpleasant.
I just returned from the toilet. It all came out with one big fart. Quite unpleasant.
Too-DAMN-Much
26th October 2011, 13:25
did your asshole get it's own personal shower?
Warrior of the Light
26th October 2011, 17:18
you think I like to leave it there?
swingdjted
26th October 2011, 22:00
here I sit,
broken-hearted
came to shit,
but only farted
broken-hearted
came to shit,
but only farted
InCUbuS-94
27th October 2011, 11:02
My heart is crying, really.
Warrior of the Light
27th October 2011, 16:36
I like a Dutch one too:
Hier rust en rot
het stof'lijk overschot
van middagmaal en avondpot
I could translate it but it would only ruin it.
Hier rust en rot
het stof'lijk overschot
van middagmaal en avondpot
I could translate it but it would only ruin it.
Too-DAMN-Much
28th October 2011, 11:43
yeah translation sites are like that sadly.
hey this is better than i figured it'd work though
Here rest and the matter rot' body remains of lunch and avondpot
usually it ignores at least more than one word.
hey this is better than i figured it'd work though
Here rest and the matter rot' body remains of lunch and avondpot
usually it ignores at least more than one word.
Warrior of the Light
28th October 2011, 17:11
I could do a literal translation myself, but it just doesn't sound like it should. no rhyme, rhythm or anything.
It goes as follows:
Here rests and rots
The physical remains
Of afternoon meal and evening pot
---
Another one in English:
Some come here to sit and think.
I come here to shit and stink
(we have that in our bathroom)
It goes as follows:
Here rests and rots
The physical remains
Of afternoon meal and evening pot
---
Another one in English:
Some come here to sit and think.
I come here to shit and stink
(we have that in our bathroom)
Too-DAMN-Much
28th October 2011, 17:23
i'm bored enough and you're winning enough, let's try putting it through the language jumbler in reverse.
you'll have to let us know if it's readable though.
Hier rusten en rot De lichamelijke overblijfsel Van namiddagmaaltijd en avondpot
Enige komen te hier zitten en te denken. Ik kom te hier schijten en te stinken
you'll have to let us know if it's readable though.
Hier rusten en rot De lichamelijke overblijfsel Van namiddagmaaltijd en avondpot
Enige komen te hier zitten en te denken. Ik kom te hier schijten en te stinken
Warrior of the Light
28th October 2011, 17:34
They're readable and I'm actually surprised about some parts, but there are some errors that a computer doesn't need to make. Some words got switched that just follow the normal grammar rules.
Translators are fun. Try writing something (anything) in a translator, translate that to any random language, then re-translate it back to English (or whatever your first language is). Language is harder than it seems.
Translators are fun. Try writing something (anything) in a translator, translate that to any random language, then re-translate it back to English (or whatever your first language is). Language is harder than it seems.
swingdjted
28th October 2011, 21:22
I've actually done that on purpose because sometimes it gives me a new way of saying something if it still makes sense.
Too-DAMN-Much
28th October 2011, 23:37
let's give google translate a workout and see how it does.
this is a book i started writing, i'm open to discussion about it and stuff but i'm not sure when or if it'll be continued cause i kinda wrote past my inspiration already.
in original English:
once upon a time long long ago before humanity as we knew it existed today, existed another form of humanity not too entirely dissimiliar from ourselves.
they were known to the inhabitants of the world as the prumans, they were quite like the humanity we know today.
except, they didn't exist on what we now call earth.
they existed instead far far away beyond our solar system, beyond our galaxy and depending on your interpretation, beyond our reality as well.
not that they weren't real, they just existed in a place so far away it wasn't even part of anything we could possibly perceive even if our capabilities to hear and see and venture were a 10,000 fold of what they are today.
in short, they existed outside of the universe as we know it.
their homeworld was a bright red and deep purplish green surfaced planet known as "galgax 74"
galgax 74 was a bit similiar to earth as well, as was it's twin which was known respectively as "galgax 75"
the two planets were identical in all but one oh so important way, the people that inhabited the two twin planets.
the prumans on galgax 74 and the premans on galgax 75.
now, with all the similarities so far, you're probably thinking that the prumans and premans were also very similar except for one or two small details, which they were, the most notable being the way they think.
the prumans of 74 were what's called a communal mind, or "hive mind" race, what this means is that a central brain somewhere does all of the thinking for the individuals as long as they remain close enough to it that it can still transmit it's thoughts to them.
the premans of 75 were quite different in this particular mental aspect, they could think for themselves but had no concept of how to consider decisions and weigh the different choices that existed to be made.
the prumans of 74 were not quite as inventive and prone to innovation as those of 75, for you see hive minded races of people cannot even grasp the concept of innovation, for if one of them has an idea, surely every single other of their race also had that exact idea at that exact moment, it was more of a delivery when the prumans had an idea than it was a thought as we consider thoughts to be defined.
the premans of 75 regularly brought new ideas that they had had to the prumans of 74, both because the two planets and two peoples relied on their cooperation to thrive, but also because the premans may have an idea that was so genius it redefines the laws of physics and never decide if it was anything special.
both races were ingeniously smart by our standards today and with the prumans ability to make good decisions and their uniformly skilled ranks of workers they were not only excellent laborers but also impeccable advisors, and the premans with the sheer volume of unique ideas and inability to decide if an idea was good, it would have certainly meant the death of both planets and both races by starvation or resource depletion if they did not work together.
and work they did, both planets full of millions of premans and prumans, worked nearly day and night for no other reason except that they enjoyed it and didn't know of anything else they would wish to do instead.
the prumans all slept for exactly the same amount of time, at the same time of day every night, for you see their mind needed rest too, it also worked laboriously nearly without tire because it had nothing better to do and, it quite enjoyed what it did.
every one hundred hours, their brain slept, as did they, for no brain told them what to think during the time it slept.
when they're brain slept instead of telling them thoughts, it told them pictures, the most wonderfull type of pictures anyone could ever hope to imagine, pictures that could move and yet stay in place, the pictures could tell a cohesive story from beginning to end, or the pictures could be of nothing but swirling colors and shapes that hardly retained a likeness of anything for long.
the premans loved to be there for the pruman brain's nightly story, not a single pruman had ever missed a single story yet, it was quite honestly against the law to miss a story told by the pruman brain, not that anyone would want to, the stories were the most wonderfull ever and the prumans couldn't think of anything that had ever compared to how happy and relaxed the pruman brain's nightly story made them as they rested with it.
the brain itself loved telling the prumans it's stories as well of course, it's a well known fact that anything capable of any type of thought, enjoys getting a good reaction from someone that a thought is shared with and it made the brain feel ever so loved and needed to know that the prumans considered it's stories so interesting.
they all sat quietly in one large circle with many rows around the brain when it told them a story, not a whisper or a cough or even a pin drop would ever be heard during the brain's nightly story, for this too, interrupting both the story and the brain's rest ended it early as it woke up and deprived the premans of sleep and the prumans of the joy of receiving the story.
even the youngest of the preman children knew instinctively that nothing was more important to them than the nightly story, they knew it the instant they were born and even a child joking with his friends that the latest story could have been better than it was or wasn't one they liked wasn't capable of truly believing the words even while they were still leaving his mouth.
in a way the premans and prumans of 74 and 75 both slept at the same time - when the brain did, but the premans did more than just rest for the coming day and listen.
while the brain told it's story they thought of all the ideas that would be ready to bring to the brain for consideration the next day.
however, they didn't take ideas from the brain, or even have it give them ideas, they listened to it's story as the pictures in their brains flowed by they had their time with their muse.
in short, the premans brainstormed with the pruman brain while it and they slept and rested for the new day, the pictures it showed them stimulated their thinking and acted as the catalyst for the inspiration for each new idea and concept that they would share with the premans the next day and the brain was rested by knowing how much the two peoples loved it and relied on it.
and so it was, in this way, the two races worked together for hundreds upon thousands of what we here on earth call years, they had literal countless billions of inventions that they had all as two harmonious peoples had worked on equally.
they did it all, they theorized and then they tested.
they refined and harvested and then they produced.
the two were the most productive cooperation ever seen to date.
they defined, they redefined and then redefined again, they learned about everything they possibly could and a few things that they possibly couldn't from the nights of rest and the days of work.
CHAPTER TWO
they mathed, they scienced, they physicized, they grew.
they grew in intellect and skill in every subject that existed, they produced the most masterfull crafts that anyone will ever know.
the most exquisite gems eyes could ever lay eyes upon, the purest metals a being could ever smelt.
but of course, as all races must, the two had to start small and work their way up the ladder so to speak.
the premans knew there was knowledge neither they nor the brain had, so they asked it for a way to acquire knowledge they did not possess already, it sat silent and didn't say a thing or show a picture to anyone for nearly 10 entire earth minutes, the premans worried they'd upset it with such a request that it must have deemed unfounded and horribly stupid enough it had decided to condemn them for it and never communicate with them again.
the prumans told the premans to not worry and that the brain was preparing.
the premans weren't sure if they should believe and wait, or run and fear it's wrath, they're lack of ability to make decisions well led them to stand in place dumbfounded unable to do anything but wait for whatever was in store.
they waited, frozen in the realisation that something nothing could prepare them for was about to happen, like a deer in the headlights of an earth vehicle, they froze, unable to do anything even run for their lives if they needed to.
nine full minutes had passed since their request had been made, they waited, still perpetually frozen in the inability to decide.
at exactly nine minutes, 30 seconds 4 milliseconds and a tenth of a nanosecond the brain finally had finally acted on their request of it.
CHAPTER THREE
the brain made a loud vibration in the air, that hit them as a shockwave of pure thought.
startled and now even more afraid it sought to destroy them they stood in place, living statues, prisoners of their own lack of decision making within a cage of their own fear they stood.
and then the brain did something noone had ever done before, it spoke, not into their minds, into their heads with something, something new and frightening that they didn't quite understand.
the brain had spoken the first word of audible speech ever.
but they didn't know what it meant, because they could not hear it, their bald heads devoid of noses or ears or mouths, they had felt it though, the brain's first word was spoken in such a loud and clear forcefull voice that they had felt the word as a shockwave bounce off of the skin of their heads before it dissipated.
the brain knew it had to explain itself before they misunderstood it and ran in fear.
the 10 pruman who spent their entire lives inside the brain's chamber as it's caretaker and chosen ones approached and gestured to their neighbor race that they, that the brain, meant no harm and that the premans should not be fearfull.
the prumans had always trusted the brain and the premans wholly before so they saw no reason to fear if the premans said there was no reason.
they probed for answers, how had the brain hit them with nothing so that they could feel it, but not find what they had been hit with or even understand that they had in as close of a way as people without ears can, had heard.
the brain stated that they should wait untill the night's story to find out and they agreed they would indeed wait for the story whether they found out or not.
CHAPTER FOUR
the premans went about their daily activities wondering what the brain's story would be at the end of the day, they had never anticipated one of it's stories as much as they did that day, so eager were they that they went to it's chamber at the end of the 99th hour instead of the 100th and asked the brain if it would let them wait untill the end of the hundredth hour.
it proclaimed that such was not nessecary, but that it did not mind an extra hour of rest this one time.
and so they sat around it in their large circle with the many rows exactly as they always did and waited, so eager were they that they enjoyed the suspense of waiting the extra hour even for their rest and it's story.
night fell and shattered in the distance as it had always done before it pooled at the core of the planet and boiled there till the 50th hour of the day, when it finally boiled so hard that it shot out of the hole it entered the planet's crust through and hung like a wet glob of glue and slowly spread over the twin planets.
they rested as did the brain and took in their story, it's story for the night
in Dutch
Once upon a time lang lang geleden voor de mensheid als we wisten dat het bestond vandaag de dag, bestaat een andere vorm van de mensheid niet al te volledig dissimiliar van onszelf.
ze waren bekend bij de inwoners van de wereld als de prumans, ze waren heel graag de mensheid die we vandaag kennen.
behalve, hebben ze niet bestaan op wat we nu noemen de aarde.
zij bestonden in plaats daarvan ver ver weg buiten ons zonnestelsel, buiten onze melkweg en afhankelijk van uw interpretatie, buiten onze werkelijkheid ook.
niet dat ze niet echt waren, maar ze bestonden in een plaats zo ver was het nog geen deel uit van alles wat we waarnemen kan eventueel ook als onze mogelijkheden om te horen en te zien en venture werden een 10.000 voudige van wat ze nu zijn.
kortom, ze bestonden buiten het universum zoals wij die kennen.
hun thuiswereld was een fel rood en diep paars groen opgedoken planeet bekend als "galgax 74"
galgax 74 was een beetje vergelijkbaar met de aarde ook, als was het tweeling zijn die respectievelijk bekend stond als 'galgax 75 "
de twee planeten waren identiek in alle, maar een oh zo belangrijke manier, de mensen die de twee aparte planeten bewoond.
de prumans op galgax 74 en de premans op galgax 75.
nu, met al de overeenkomsten tot nu toe, ben je waarschijnlijk denken dat de prumans en premans waren ook zeer vergelijkbaar, behalve voor een of twee kleine details, die ze waren, de meest opmerkelijke zijn de manier waarop ze denken.
de prumans van 74 waren wat een gemeenschappelijke geest genoemd, of 'hive mind' race, wat dit betekent is dat een centraal brein ergens al van het denken doet voor de mensen, zolang ze blijven dicht genoeg om het dat het nog steeds kan overbrengen dat het gedachten aan hen.
de premans van 75 was heel anders in deze specifieke mentale aspect, ze konden voor zichzelf denken, maar had geen idee van hoe beslissingen overwegen en afwegen van de verschillende keuzes die bestonden worden gemaakt.
de prumans van 74 waren niet zo inventief en geneigd tot innovatie als die van de 75, want je ziet bijenkorf gelijkgestemden races van de mensen kunnen niet eens begrijpen het concept van innovatie, want als een van hen heeft een idee, zeker elke andere van hun ras had ook die exacte idee op dat exacte moment, het was meer van een levering als de prumans een idee dan het was een gedachte als wij gedachten worden gedefinieerd had.
de premans van 75 bracht regelmatig nieuwe ideeën die ze hadden om de prumans van 74, zowel omdat de twee planeten en de twee volkeren zich op hun medewerking te bloeien, maar ook omdat de premans misschien een idee dat was zo geniaal dat herdefinieert de wetten van de fysica en nooit beslissen of het was iets bijzonders.
beide races waren vernuftig slim door onze normen van vandaag en met de prumans vermogen om goede beslissingen en hun uniform ervaren gelederen van de werknemers te maken ze waren niet alleen uitstekend arbeiders, maar ook onberispelijke adviseurs, en de premans met het enorme volume van de unieke ideeën en het onvermogen om te beslissen Als een idee goed was, zou het zeker hebben betekend de dood van beide planeten en beide races door verhongering of uitputting van hulpbronnen als ze niet samen te werken.
en werk dat ze deden, beide planeten vol van miljoenen premans en prumans, werkte bijna dag en nacht om geen andere reden, behalve dat ze ervan genoten en wist niet van alles wat ze zouden willen in plaats daarvan te doen.
de prumans alle sliep precies dezelfde hoeveelheid tijd, op hetzelfde tijdstip van de dag elke nacht, want je ziet hun geest nodig ook rust, maar werkte ook moeizaam bijna zonder band, want het had niets beters te doen, en het vrij genoot van wat het deed.
iedere honderd uur, hun hersenen slapen, net als zij, zonder hersenen vertelde hen wat te denken gedurende de tijd dat sliep.
als ze de hersenen sliepen in plaats van ze te vertellen gedachten, maar vertelde hen foto's, de meest prachtige soort foto's iemand ooit zou kunnen hopen voor te stellen, foto's, die nog kon bewegen en blijven op hun plaats, de foto's kan een samenhangend verhaal te vertellen van het begin tot einde of de foto's kan van niets anders dan wervelende kleuren en vormen die nauwelijks een gelijkenis van alles behouden voor lang.
de premans hield om er te zijn voor nachtelijke de pruman hersenen verhaal, niet een enkele pruman ooit een enkel verhaal gemist toch, het was eerlijk gezegd tegen de wet te missen een verhaal verteld door de pruman hersenen, niet dat iemand zou willen, de verhalen waren de meest prachtige ooit en de prumans kon niets bedenken dat ooit had in vergelijking met hoe gelukkig en ontspannen van de pruman hersenen 's nachts verhaal maakte ze zoals ze rustten mee.
de hersenen zelf hield het vertellen van de prumans is het verhaal ook natuurlijk, het is een bekend feit dat er iets in staat is van elk type van denken, geniet van het krijgen van een goede reactie van iemand die een gedachte wordt gedeeld met en het maakte het brein zich ooit zo geliefd en die nodig zijn om te weten dat de prumans vond het de verhalen zo interessant.
ze zat rustig in een grote cirkel met veel rijen rond de hersenen als het vertelde hen een verhaal, geen fluisteren of een hoest of zelfs een speld vallen zou ooit te horen tijdens nachtelijke de hersenen het verhaal, want ook dit, het onderbreken van zowel het verhaal en de hersenen van de rest eindigde vroeg als het wakker werd en beroofd van de premans van de slaap en de prumans van de vreugde van het ontvangen van het verhaal.
zelfs de jongste van de preman kinderen wist instinctief dat er niets was voor hen belangrijker dan het nachtelijke verhaal, zij wisten het het moment dat ze geboren waren en zelfs een kind een grapje met zijn vrienden dat de laatste verhaal had kunnen zijn beter dan het was of was geen 't die ze leuk vond was niet in staat echt te geloven de woorden, zelfs terwijl ze nog verlaten van zijn mond.
op een manier die de premans en prumans van 74 en 75 zowel sliep op hetzelfde moment - als de hersenen deed, maar de premans deed meer dan alleen maar rust voor de komende dagen en te luisteren.
, terwijl de hersenen verteld dat het verhaal dat ze dachten van alle ideeën die zouden bereid zijn om naar de hersenen te brengen ter overweging de volgende dag.
Maar zij niet ideeën uit de hersenen, of zelfs hebben zij wel ideeën, ze luisterden naar het verhaal als de foto's in hun hersenen stroomde door hadden ze hun tijd met hun muze.
Kortom, de premans brainstormde met de pruman hersenen terwijl het en ze sliep en rustte voor de nieuwe dag, de foto's toonde het hen stimuleerde hun denken en trad op als de katalysator voor de inspiratie voor elk nieuw idee en concept dat zij delen met de premans de volgende dag en de hersenen rust door te weten hoeveel de twee volken is geliefd en vertrouwd op.
En zo was het, op deze manier, de twee races werkten samen voor honderden en duizenden van wat we hier op aarde noemen jaar, hadden ze letterlijk ontelbare miljarden van uitvindingen die ze hadden allemaal als twee harmonieuze volken had gewerkt op even.
ze deden alles wat ze theoretisch en dan zijn ze getest.
ze verfijnd en geoogst en dan zijn ze geproduceerd.
de twee waren de meest productieve samenwerking ooit tot nu toe.
ze gedefinieerd, ze opnieuw gedefinieerd en vervolgens opnieuw weer, ze leerden over alles wat ze konden en een paar dingen die ze konden niet van de nachten van rust en de dagen van het werk.
HOOFDSTUK TWEE
ze mathed, ze scienced, ze physicized, ze groeiden.
ze groeiden in intellect en de vaardigheid in elk onderwerp die bestond, maakten zij de meest masterfull ambachten die iemand ooit zal weten.
de meest exquise edelstenen ogen ooit zou kunnen leggen op de ogen, de meest zuivere metalen een wezen ooit zou kunnen ruiken.
maar natuurlijk, zoals alle wedstrijden moeten de twee had om klein te beginnen en zich op te werken op de ladder om zo te zeggen.
de premans wist dat er kennis noch zij, noch de hersenen hadden, zodat ze het vroegen naar een manier om kennis die ze hadden niet in het bezit te verwerven, het zat stil en zei niet een ding of een afbeelding aan iedereen voor bijna 10 hele aarde minuten, het premans bang dat ze boos zou het met een dergelijk verzoek dat het moet hebben geacht ongegrond en vreselijk stom genoeg is, had besloten om ze te veroordelen voor zijn en nooit meer met hen te communiceren.
de prumans vertelde de premans om geen zorgen te maken en dat de hersenen het voorbereiden was.
de premans waren niet zeker of ze moeten geloven en wachten, of uit te voeren en angst het is toorn, ze zijn gebrek aan vermogen om beslissingen te nemen en leidde hen te staan in plaats sprakeloos niet in staat om iets te doen, maar voor wat er ook was in petto te wachten.
zij wachtten, bevroren in het besef dat er iets niets kon hen voor te bereiden op het punt stond gebeuren, zoals een hert in de koplampen van een voertuig de aarde, ze bevroren, niet in staat om ook maar iets rennen voor hun leven doen als het nodig was.
negen volle minuten waren verstreken sinds hun verzoek was gemaakt, ze wachtten, nog steeds voortdurend bevroren in het onvermogen om te beslissen.
op precies negen minuten, 30 seconden 4 milliseconden en een tiende van een nanoseconde de hersenen eindelijk was het dan eindelijk gehandeld op hun verzoek van.
HOOFDSTUK DRIE
het brein maakte een luide trilling in de lucht, die hen sloeg als een schokgolf van zuiver denken.
geschrokken en nu nog bang dat het trachtte te vernietigen zij stonden op hun plaats, levende standbeelden, gevangenen van hun eigen gebrek aan de besluitvorming binnen een kooi van hun eigen angst ze stonden.
en dan de hersenen deed iets wat niemand ooit had, het sprak, niet in hun geest, in hun hoofd gedaan met iets, iets nieuws en beangstigend dat ze niet helemaal begrijpen.
de hersenen had gesproken het eerste woord van de hoorbare toespraak ooit.
maar ze niet wisten wat het betekende, omdat ze niet konden horen, hun kale hoofden zonder neuzen of oren of mond, hadden ze gevoeld echter de hersenen eerste woord gesproken in zo'n luid en duidelijk forcefull stem die zij had gevoeld het woord als een schokgolf stuiteren van de huid van hun hoofd voordat het afgevoerd.
het brein wist dat het moest zichzelf uit te leggen voordat ze begrepen het en liep in angst.
de 10 pruman die hun hele leven doorgebracht in de kamer van de hersenen, want het is conciërge en uitverkorenen benaderd en gebaarde naar de buurman ras dat zij, die de hersenen, betekende geen kwaad en dat de premans niet angstige worden.
de prumans had altijd vertrouwen in de hersenen en de premans geheel eerder, dus ze zag geen reden om vrees indien de premans zei dat er geen reden was.
ze peilden naar antwoorden, hoe had de hersenen raak ze met niets, zodat ze konden voelen, maar niet vinden wat ze was geraakt, met of zelfs te begrijpen dat ze hadden in als afsluiting van een manier als mensen zonder oren kunnen, had gehoord.
de hersenen hebben verklaard dat zij moeten wachten tot de avond het verhaal om uit te vinden en ze kwamen overeen dat ze zou inderdaad wachten op het verhaal of ze vonden of niet.
HOOFDSTUK VIER
de premans gingen over hun dagelijkse activiteiten af te vragen wat de hersenen het verhaal zou worden aan het eind van de dag, ze nooit had een van haar verhalen te verwachten zo veel als zij deden op die dag, zo gretig waren ze dat gingen ze naar het kamer aan het eind van de 99e uur in plaats van de 100e en vroeg aan de hersenen of het zou laten wachten tot het einde van het honderdste uur.
Het verkondigde dat dit niet bindingsenergie was, maar dat zij het niet erg een extra uur van rust deze ene keer.
en dus ze zat er omheen in hun grote cirkel met de vele rijen precies zoals ze altijd deed en wachtte, zo gretig waren ze dat ze de spanning van het wachten de extra uren, zelfs voor hun rust genoten en het is verhaal.
de nacht viel en verbrijzelde in de verte zoals het altijd had gedaan voordat hij gebundeld in de kern van de planeet en gekookte daar tot de 50e uur van de dag, toen het eindelijk gekookt zo hard dat het schot uit de opening het aangaan van de planeet korst door en hing als een natte klodder lijm en langzaam verspreid over de twee planeten.
rustten zij net als de hersenen en namen in hun verhaal, is het verhaal voor de nacht
this is a book i started writing, i'm open to discussion about it and stuff but i'm not sure when or if it'll be continued cause i kinda wrote past my inspiration already.
in original English:
once upon a time long long ago before humanity as we knew it existed today, existed another form of humanity not too entirely dissimiliar from ourselves.
they were known to the inhabitants of the world as the prumans, they were quite like the humanity we know today.
except, they didn't exist on what we now call earth.
they existed instead far far away beyond our solar system, beyond our galaxy and depending on your interpretation, beyond our reality as well.
not that they weren't real, they just existed in a place so far away it wasn't even part of anything we could possibly perceive even if our capabilities to hear and see and venture were a 10,000 fold of what they are today.
in short, they existed outside of the universe as we know it.
their homeworld was a bright red and deep purplish green surfaced planet known as "galgax 74"
galgax 74 was a bit similiar to earth as well, as was it's twin which was known respectively as "galgax 75"
the two planets were identical in all but one oh so important way, the people that inhabited the two twin planets.
the prumans on galgax 74 and the premans on galgax 75.
now, with all the similarities so far, you're probably thinking that the prumans and premans were also very similar except for one or two small details, which they were, the most notable being the way they think.
the prumans of 74 were what's called a communal mind, or "hive mind" race, what this means is that a central brain somewhere does all of the thinking for the individuals as long as they remain close enough to it that it can still transmit it's thoughts to them.
the premans of 75 were quite different in this particular mental aspect, they could think for themselves but had no concept of how to consider decisions and weigh the different choices that existed to be made.
the prumans of 74 were not quite as inventive and prone to innovation as those of 75, for you see hive minded races of people cannot even grasp the concept of innovation, for if one of them has an idea, surely every single other of their race also had that exact idea at that exact moment, it was more of a delivery when the prumans had an idea than it was a thought as we consider thoughts to be defined.
the premans of 75 regularly brought new ideas that they had had to the prumans of 74, both because the two planets and two peoples relied on their cooperation to thrive, but also because the premans may have an idea that was so genius it redefines the laws of physics and never decide if it was anything special.
both races were ingeniously smart by our standards today and with the prumans ability to make good decisions and their uniformly skilled ranks of workers they were not only excellent laborers but also impeccable advisors, and the premans with the sheer volume of unique ideas and inability to decide if an idea was good, it would have certainly meant the death of both planets and both races by starvation or resource depletion if they did not work together.
and work they did, both planets full of millions of premans and prumans, worked nearly day and night for no other reason except that they enjoyed it and didn't know of anything else they would wish to do instead.
the prumans all slept for exactly the same amount of time, at the same time of day every night, for you see their mind needed rest too, it also worked laboriously nearly without tire because it had nothing better to do and, it quite enjoyed what it did.
every one hundred hours, their brain slept, as did they, for no brain told them what to think during the time it slept.
when they're brain slept instead of telling them thoughts, it told them pictures, the most wonderfull type of pictures anyone could ever hope to imagine, pictures that could move and yet stay in place, the pictures could tell a cohesive story from beginning to end, or the pictures could be of nothing but swirling colors and shapes that hardly retained a likeness of anything for long.
the premans loved to be there for the pruman brain's nightly story, not a single pruman had ever missed a single story yet, it was quite honestly against the law to miss a story told by the pruman brain, not that anyone would want to, the stories were the most wonderfull ever and the prumans couldn't think of anything that had ever compared to how happy and relaxed the pruman brain's nightly story made them as they rested with it.
the brain itself loved telling the prumans it's stories as well of course, it's a well known fact that anything capable of any type of thought, enjoys getting a good reaction from someone that a thought is shared with and it made the brain feel ever so loved and needed to know that the prumans considered it's stories so interesting.
they all sat quietly in one large circle with many rows around the brain when it told them a story, not a whisper or a cough or even a pin drop would ever be heard during the brain's nightly story, for this too, interrupting both the story and the brain's rest ended it early as it woke up and deprived the premans of sleep and the prumans of the joy of receiving the story.
even the youngest of the preman children knew instinctively that nothing was more important to them than the nightly story, they knew it the instant they were born and even a child joking with his friends that the latest story could have been better than it was or wasn't one they liked wasn't capable of truly believing the words even while they were still leaving his mouth.
in a way the premans and prumans of 74 and 75 both slept at the same time - when the brain did, but the premans did more than just rest for the coming day and listen.
while the brain told it's story they thought of all the ideas that would be ready to bring to the brain for consideration the next day.
however, they didn't take ideas from the brain, or even have it give them ideas, they listened to it's story as the pictures in their brains flowed by they had their time with their muse.
in short, the premans brainstormed with the pruman brain while it and they slept and rested for the new day, the pictures it showed them stimulated their thinking and acted as the catalyst for the inspiration for each new idea and concept that they would share with the premans the next day and the brain was rested by knowing how much the two peoples loved it and relied on it.
and so it was, in this way, the two races worked together for hundreds upon thousands of what we here on earth call years, they had literal countless billions of inventions that they had all as two harmonious peoples had worked on equally.
they did it all, they theorized and then they tested.
they refined and harvested and then they produced.
the two were the most productive cooperation ever seen to date.
they defined, they redefined and then redefined again, they learned about everything they possibly could and a few things that they possibly couldn't from the nights of rest and the days of work.
CHAPTER TWO
they mathed, they scienced, they physicized, they grew.
they grew in intellect and skill in every subject that existed, they produced the most masterfull crafts that anyone will ever know.
the most exquisite gems eyes could ever lay eyes upon, the purest metals a being could ever smelt.
but of course, as all races must, the two had to start small and work their way up the ladder so to speak.
the premans knew there was knowledge neither they nor the brain had, so they asked it for a way to acquire knowledge they did not possess already, it sat silent and didn't say a thing or show a picture to anyone for nearly 10 entire earth minutes, the premans worried they'd upset it with such a request that it must have deemed unfounded and horribly stupid enough it had decided to condemn them for it and never communicate with them again.
the prumans told the premans to not worry and that the brain was preparing.
the premans weren't sure if they should believe and wait, or run and fear it's wrath, they're lack of ability to make decisions well led them to stand in place dumbfounded unable to do anything but wait for whatever was in store.
they waited, frozen in the realisation that something nothing could prepare them for was about to happen, like a deer in the headlights of an earth vehicle, they froze, unable to do anything even run for their lives if they needed to.
nine full minutes had passed since their request had been made, they waited, still perpetually frozen in the inability to decide.
at exactly nine minutes, 30 seconds 4 milliseconds and a tenth of a nanosecond the brain finally had finally acted on their request of it.
CHAPTER THREE
the brain made a loud vibration in the air, that hit them as a shockwave of pure thought.
startled and now even more afraid it sought to destroy them they stood in place, living statues, prisoners of their own lack of decision making within a cage of their own fear they stood.
and then the brain did something noone had ever done before, it spoke, not into their minds, into their heads with something, something new and frightening that they didn't quite understand.
the brain had spoken the first word of audible speech ever.
but they didn't know what it meant, because they could not hear it, their bald heads devoid of noses or ears or mouths, they had felt it though, the brain's first word was spoken in such a loud and clear forcefull voice that they had felt the word as a shockwave bounce off of the skin of their heads before it dissipated.
the brain knew it had to explain itself before they misunderstood it and ran in fear.
the 10 pruman who spent their entire lives inside the brain's chamber as it's caretaker and chosen ones approached and gestured to their neighbor race that they, that the brain, meant no harm and that the premans should not be fearfull.
the prumans had always trusted the brain and the premans wholly before so they saw no reason to fear if the premans said there was no reason.
they probed for answers, how had the brain hit them with nothing so that they could feel it, but not find what they had been hit with or even understand that they had in as close of a way as people without ears can, had heard.
the brain stated that they should wait untill the night's story to find out and they agreed they would indeed wait for the story whether they found out or not.
CHAPTER FOUR
the premans went about their daily activities wondering what the brain's story would be at the end of the day, they had never anticipated one of it's stories as much as they did that day, so eager were they that they went to it's chamber at the end of the 99th hour instead of the 100th and asked the brain if it would let them wait untill the end of the hundredth hour.
it proclaimed that such was not nessecary, but that it did not mind an extra hour of rest this one time.
and so they sat around it in their large circle with the many rows exactly as they always did and waited, so eager were they that they enjoyed the suspense of waiting the extra hour even for their rest and it's story.
night fell and shattered in the distance as it had always done before it pooled at the core of the planet and boiled there till the 50th hour of the day, when it finally boiled so hard that it shot out of the hole it entered the planet's crust through and hung like a wet glob of glue and slowly spread over the twin planets.
they rested as did the brain and took in their story, it's story for the night
in Dutch
Once upon a time lang lang geleden voor de mensheid als we wisten dat het bestond vandaag de dag, bestaat een andere vorm van de mensheid niet al te volledig dissimiliar van onszelf.
ze waren bekend bij de inwoners van de wereld als de prumans, ze waren heel graag de mensheid die we vandaag kennen.
behalve, hebben ze niet bestaan op wat we nu noemen de aarde.
zij bestonden in plaats daarvan ver ver weg buiten ons zonnestelsel, buiten onze melkweg en afhankelijk van uw interpretatie, buiten onze werkelijkheid ook.
niet dat ze niet echt waren, maar ze bestonden in een plaats zo ver was het nog geen deel uit van alles wat we waarnemen kan eventueel ook als onze mogelijkheden om te horen en te zien en venture werden een 10.000 voudige van wat ze nu zijn.
kortom, ze bestonden buiten het universum zoals wij die kennen.
hun thuiswereld was een fel rood en diep paars groen opgedoken planeet bekend als "galgax 74"
galgax 74 was een beetje vergelijkbaar met de aarde ook, als was het tweeling zijn die respectievelijk bekend stond als 'galgax 75 "
de twee planeten waren identiek in alle, maar een oh zo belangrijke manier, de mensen die de twee aparte planeten bewoond.
de prumans op galgax 74 en de premans op galgax 75.
nu, met al de overeenkomsten tot nu toe, ben je waarschijnlijk denken dat de prumans en premans waren ook zeer vergelijkbaar, behalve voor een of twee kleine details, die ze waren, de meest opmerkelijke zijn de manier waarop ze denken.
de prumans van 74 waren wat een gemeenschappelijke geest genoemd, of 'hive mind' race, wat dit betekent is dat een centraal brein ergens al van het denken doet voor de mensen, zolang ze blijven dicht genoeg om het dat het nog steeds kan overbrengen dat het gedachten aan hen.
de premans van 75 was heel anders in deze specifieke mentale aspect, ze konden voor zichzelf denken, maar had geen idee van hoe beslissingen overwegen en afwegen van de verschillende keuzes die bestonden worden gemaakt.
de prumans van 74 waren niet zo inventief en geneigd tot innovatie als die van de 75, want je ziet bijenkorf gelijkgestemden races van de mensen kunnen niet eens begrijpen het concept van innovatie, want als een van hen heeft een idee, zeker elke andere van hun ras had ook die exacte idee op dat exacte moment, het was meer van een levering als de prumans een idee dan het was een gedachte als wij gedachten worden gedefinieerd had.
de premans van 75 bracht regelmatig nieuwe ideeën die ze hadden om de prumans van 74, zowel omdat de twee planeten en de twee volkeren zich op hun medewerking te bloeien, maar ook omdat de premans misschien een idee dat was zo geniaal dat herdefinieert de wetten van de fysica en nooit beslissen of het was iets bijzonders.
beide races waren vernuftig slim door onze normen van vandaag en met de prumans vermogen om goede beslissingen en hun uniform ervaren gelederen van de werknemers te maken ze waren niet alleen uitstekend arbeiders, maar ook onberispelijke adviseurs, en de premans met het enorme volume van de unieke ideeën en het onvermogen om te beslissen Als een idee goed was, zou het zeker hebben betekend de dood van beide planeten en beide races door verhongering of uitputting van hulpbronnen als ze niet samen te werken.
en werk dat ze deden, beide planeten vol van miljoenen premans en prumans, werkte bijna dag en nacht om geen andere reden, behalve dat ze ervan genoten en wist niet van alles wat ze zouden willen in plaats daarvan te doen.
de prumans alle sliep precies dezelfde hoeveelheid tijd, op hetzelfde tijdstip van de dag elke nacht, want je ziet hun geest nodig ook rust, maar werkte ook moeizaam bijna zonder band, want het had niets beters te doen, en het vrij genoot van wat het deed.
iedere honderd uur, hun hersenen slapen, net als zij, zonder hersenen vertelde hen wat te denken gedurende de tijd dat sliep.
als ze de hersenen sliepen in plaats van ze te vertellen gedachten, maar vertelde hen foto's, de meest prachtige soort foto's iemand ooit zou kunnen hopen voor te stellen, foto's, die nog kon bewegen en blijven op hun plaats, de foto's kan een samenhangend verhaal te vertellen van het begin tot einde of de foto's kan van niets anders dan wervelende kleuren en vormen die nauwelijks een gelijkenis van alles behouden voor lang.
de premans hield om er te zijn voor nachtelijke de pruman hersenen verhaal, niet een enkele pruman ooit een enkel verhaal gemist toch, het was eerlijk gezegd tegen de wet te missen een verhaal verteld door de pruman hersenen, niet dat iemand zou willen, de verhalen waren de meest prachtige ooit en de prumans kon niets bedenken dat ooit had in vergelijking met hoe gelukkig en ontspannen van de pruman hersenen 's nachts verhaal maakte ze zoals ze rustten mee.
de hersenen zelf hield het vertellen van de prumans is het verhaal ook natuurlijk, het is een bekend feit dat er iets in staat is van elk type van denken, geniet van het krijgen van een goede reactie van iemand die een gedachte wordt gedeeld met en het maakte het brein zich ooit zo geliefd en die nodig zijn om te weten dat de prumans vond het de verhalen zo interessant.
ze zat rustig in een grote cirkel met veel rijen rond de hersenen als het vertelde hen een verhaal, geen fluisteren of een hoest of zelfs een speld vallen zou ooit te horen tijdens nachtelijke de hersenen het verhaal, want ook dit, het onderbreken van zowel het verhaal en de hersenen van de rest eindigde vroeg als het wakker werd en beroofd van de premans van de slaap en de prumans van de vreugde van het ontvangen van het verhaal.
zelfs de jongste van de preman kinderen wist instinctief dat er niets was voor hen belangrijker dan het nachtelijke verhaal, zij wisten het het moment dat ze geboren waren en zelfs een kind een grapje met zijn vrienden dat de laatste verhaal had kunnen zijn beter dan het was of was geen 't die ze leuk vond was niet in staat echt te geloven de woorden, zelfs terwijl ze nog verlaten van zijn mond.
op een manier die de premans en prumans van 74 en 75 zowel sliep op hetzelfde moment - als de hersenen deed, maar de premans deed meer dan alleen maar rust voor de komende dagen en te luisteren.
, terwijl de hersenen verteld dat het verhaal dat ze dachten van alle ideeën die zouden bereid zijn om naar de hersenen te brengen ter overweging de volgende dag.
Maar zij niet ideeën uit de hersenen, of zelfs hebben zij wel ideeën, ze luisterden naar het verhaal als de foto's in hun hersenen stroomde door hadden ze hun tijd met hun muze.
Kortom, de premans brainstormde met de pruman hersenen terwijl het en ze sliep en rustte voor de nieuwe dag, de foto's toonde het hen stimuleerde hun denken en trad op als de katalysator voor de inspiratie voor elk nieuw idee en concept dat zij delen met de premans de volgende dag en de hersenen rust door te weten hoeveel de twee volken is geliefd en vertrouwd op.
En zo was het, op deze manier, de twee races werkten samen voor honderden en duizenden van wat we hier op aarde noemen jaar, hadden ze letterlijk ontelbare miljarden van uitvindingen die ze hadden allemaal als twee harmonieuze volken had gewerkt op even.
ze deden alles wat ze theoretisch en dan zijn ze getest.
ze verfijnd en geoogst en dan zijn ze geproduceerd.
de twee waren de meest productieve samenwerking ooit tot nu toe.
ze gedefinieerd, ze opnieuw gedefinieerd en vervolgens opnieuw weer, ze leerden over alles wat ze konden en een paar dingen die ze konden niet van de nachten van rust en de dagen van het werk.
HOOFDSTUK TWEE
ze mathed, ze scienced, ze physicized, ze groeiden.
ze groeiden in intellect en de vaardigheid in elk onderwerp die bestond, maakten zij de meest masterfull ambachten die iemand ooit zal weten.
de meest exquise edelstenen ogen ooit zou kunnen leggen op de ogen, de meest zuivere metalen een wezen ooit zou kunnen ruiken.
maar natuurlijk, zoals alle wedstrijden moeten de twee had om klein te beginnen en zich op te werken op de ladder om zo te zeggen.
de premans wist dat er kennis noch zij, noch de hersenen hadden, zodat ze het vroegen naar een manier om kennis die ze hadden niet in het bezit te verwerven, het zat stil en zei niet een ding of een afbeelding aan iedereen voor bijna 10 hele aarde minuten, het premans bang dat ze boos zou het met een dergelijk verzoek dat het moet hebben geacht ongegrond en vreselijk stom genoeg is, had besloten om ze te veroordelen voor zijn en nooit meer met hen te communiceren.
de prumans vertelde de premans om geen zorgen te maken en dat de hersenen het voorbereiden was.
de premans waren niet zeker of ze moeten geloven en wachten, of uit te voeren en angst het is toorn, ze zijn gebrek aan vermogen om beslissingen te nemen en leidde hen te staan in plaats sprakeloos niet in staat om iets te doen, maar voor wat er ook was in petto te wachten.
zij wachtten, bevroren in het besef dat er iets niets kon hen voor te bereiden op het punt stond gebeuren, zoals een hert in de koplampen van een voertuig de aarde, ze bevroren, niet in staat om ook maar iets rennen voor hun leven doen als het nodig was.
negen volle minuten waren verstreken sinds hun verzoek was gemaakt, ze wachtten, nog steeds voortdurend bevroren in het onvermogen om te beslissen.
op precies negen minuten, 30 seconden 4 milliseconden en een tiende van een nanoseconde de hersenen eindelijk was het dan eindelijk gehandeld op hun verzoek van.
HOOFDSTUK DRIE
het brein maakte een luide trilling in de lucht, die hen sloeg als een schokgolf van zuiver denken.
geschrokken en nu nog bang dat het trachtte te vernietigen zij stonden op hun plaats, levende standbeelden, gevangenen van hun eigen gebrek aan de besluitvorming binnen een kooi van hun eigen angst ze stonden.
en dan de hersenen deed iets wat niemand ooit had, het sprak, niet in hun geest, in hun hoofd gedaan met iets, iets nieuws en beangstigend dat ze niet helemaal begrijpen.
de hersenen had gesproken het eerste woord van de hoorbare toespraak ooit.
maar ze niet wisten wat het betekende, omdat ze niet konden horen, hun kale hoofden zonder neuzen of oren of mond, hadden ze gevoeld echter de hersenen eerste woord gesproken in zo'n luid en duidelijk forcefull stem die zij had gevoeld het woord als een schokgolf stuiteren van de huid van hun hoofd voordat het afgevoerd.
het brein wist dat het moest zichzelf uit te leggen voordat ze begrepen het en liep in angst.
de 10 pruman die hun hele leven doorgebracht in de kamer van de hersenen, want het is conciërge en uitverkorenen benaderd en gebaarde naar de buurman ras dat zij, die de hersenen, betekende geen kwaad en dat de premans niet angstige worden.
de prumans had altijd vertrouwen in de hersenen en de premans geheel eerder, dus ze zag geen reden om vrees indien de premans zei dat er geen reden was.
ze peilden naar antwoorden, hoe had de hersenen raak ze met niets, zodat ze konden voelen, maar niet vinden wat ze was geraakt, met of zelfs te begrijpen dat ze hadden in als afsluiting van een manier als mensen zonder oren kunnen, had gehoord.
de hersenen hebben verklaard dat zij moeten wachten tot de avond het verhaal om uit te vinden en ze kwamen overeen dat ze zou inderdaad wachten op het verhaal of ze vonden of niet.
HOOFDSTUK VIER
de premans gingen over hun dagelijkse activiteiten af te vragen wat de hersenen het verhaal zou worden aan het eind van de dag, ze nooit had een van haar verhalen te verwachten zo veel als zij deden op die dag, zo gretig waren ze dat gingen ze naar het kamer aan het eind van de 99e uur in plaats van de 100e en vroeg aan de hersenen of het zou laten wachten tot het einde van het honderdste uur.
Het verkondigde dat dit niet bindingsenergie was, maar dat zij het niet erg een extra uur van rust deze ene keer.
en dus ze zat er omheen in hun grote cirkel met de vele rijen precies zoals ze altijd deed en wachtte, zo gretig waren ze dat ze de spanning van het wachten de extra uren, zelfs voor hun rust genoten en het is verhaal.
de nacht viel en verbrijzelde in de verte zoals het altijd had gedaan voordat hij gebundeld in de kern van de planeet en gekookte daar tot de 50e uur van de dag, toen het eindelijk gekookt zo hard dat het schot uit de opening het aangaan van de planeet korst door en hing als een natte klodder lijm en langzaam verspreid over de twee planeten.
rustten zij net als de hersenen en namen in hun verhaal, is het verhaal voor de nacht
Warrior of the Light
31st October 2011, 19:27
I don't believe you're uninspired, you just don't know how to continue.
Perhaps you should work on what you're actually going to tell. What are the general lines of the story? Who is important? why happens what and why should the reader care?
Start with sketching the skeleton, dot the i's later.
Right now you're just explaining two races far away. Nothing is really happening yet. Yes the brain spoke. Make that interesting to the reader, who right now doesn't care much about it.
Perhaps you should work on what you're actually going to tell. What are the general lines of the story? Who is important? why happens what and why should the reader care?
Start with sketching the skeleton, dot the i's later.
Right now you're just explaining two races far away. Nothing is really happening yet. Yes the brain spoke. Make that interesting to the reader, who right now doesn't care much about it.
swingdjted
1st November 2011, 02:14
Someone posted on another thread that once you post a certain word-count threshold, people stop reading out of laziness. I admit I did that on the long post above, and yet I probably post more average words per post than most.
I'm curious to know how often my long-winded posts get skipped because of this...
Well, it makes me a fast typist at least I guess.
I'll probably eventually read it though. Just because it's presumably an original piece of literature from a Winamp Forums member. Gimme a day or two and I'll report back.
I'm curious to know how often my long-winded posts get skipped because of this...
Well, it makes me a fast typist at least I guess.
I'll probably eventually read it though. Just because it's presumably an original piece of literature from a Winamp Forums member. Gimme a day or two and I'll report back.
Too-DAMN-Much
2nd November 2011, 17:30
I don't believe you're uninspired, you just don't know how to continue.
not quite how i meant that, you need the muse to come back each time you want to progress to a point.
with that one especially i had inspiration for the concept of the story but not a whole lot more and yeah i kinda wrote myself into a corner in one way - since i don't have anything beyond that or what might develop from it thought out - but not so much in other ways.
oh and half of that is in dutch ted, if it helps ;)
not quite how i meant that, you need the muse to come back each time you want to progress to a point.
with that one especially i had inspiration for the concept of the story but not a whole lot more and yeah i kinda wrote myself into a corner in one way - since i don't have anything beyond that or what might develop from it thought out - but not so much in other ways.
oh and half of that is in dutch ted, if it helps ;)
Warrior of the Light
5th November 2011, 11:43
Just start. The 'muse' will be there. He's you after all.
QOAL
6th November 2011, 00:04
The meringue rotisserie centre of Kuwait.
Too-DAMN-Much
7th November 2011, 11:09
you mean, a kumquat?
QOAL
7th November 2011, 15:38
No, not really (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuwait), that wouldn't make much sense.
Too-DAMN-Much
7th November 2011, 22:41
why not?
QOAL
7th November 2011, 23:10
Well, I'm surprised you even need to ask! heh
It's just simply because I'm now leading up to posting a web comic strip for no reason.
http://www.anticscomic.com/comics/2011-07-25.jpg
(Hello, I'm here to help the bin maintain bin like!)
It's just simply because I'm now leading up to posting a web comic strip for no reason.
http://www.anticscomic.com/comics/2011-07-25.jpg
(Hello, I'm here to help the bin maintain bin like!)
swingdjted
8th November 2011, 03:16
Thank you. It was getting a bit serious in here...
Too-DAMN-Much
8th November 2011, 10:56
Thank you. It was getting a bit serious in here...
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a149/Too-DAMN-Much/me-gusta-original.png
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a149/Too-DAMN-Much/me-gusta-original.png
Too-DAMN-Much
11th November 2011, 00:27
shit, i wonder if that'd end the conversation that well in the million count thread.
swingdjted
11th November 2011, 06:21
You seem more obsessed with harming that thread than the counters are with helping it.
Too-DAMN-Much
11th November 2011, 13:52
i don't know about that ted, it's bumped literally everytime i come down here, very few threads anywhere on the forum can say that truthfully.
swingdjted
11th November 2011, 14:20
I suppose. At present it gets about a thousand posts every 13 days.
Warrior of the Light
11th November 2011, 15:02
how dare you guys to continue this conversation without me... tss
swingdjted
11th November 2011, 15:17
It's all good, we saved you a beer for when you got back.
Too-DAMN-Much
11th November 2011, 16:53
that's ok i can piss into a bottle on my own if i wanted one.
Warrior of the Light
11th November 2011, 18:16
Pisswater? Nah I trust ted to have better beers... I usually drink Warsteiner at home but I like to try something new now and then.
swingdjted
11th November 2011, 20:18
They don't make the Dunkel version anymore, and I really liked it! Some people won't like beer no matter how good it gets. They either taste or smell hops and are turned away instantly. Personally I like the taste of hops; I guess that's why I like the taste of beer. The beer on the left below is the Verum that is still made. The one on the right is the Dunkel (much darker and more heavy flavor) which I think has been discontinued. They now make a blue-labeled non-alcoholic version, but I doubt I'll try it.
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/3538/warsteinerverumbottlepo.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/205/warsteinerverumbottlepo.jpg/)http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/4438/warsteinerbrewingdunkel.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/268/warsteinerbrewingdunkel.jpg/)
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/3538/warsteinerverumbottlepo.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/205/warsteinerverumbottlepo.jpg/)http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/4438/warsteinerbrewingdunkel.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/268/warsteinerbrewingdunkel.jpg/)
Too-DAMN-Much
11th November 2011, 21:04
yeah ted is quite a scholar of higher inebriation ;)
swingdjted
12th November 2011, 00:06
These days I would far sooner fall asleep than appear or feel intoxicated. I've become quite a lightweight. It's very rare for me to have a second in one sitting, and very rare to even have a first during the school year (except during extended breaks). During the summer I have one pretty much every day before dinner though, and sometimes another single out at the camp in the later evening. Overall that adds up very quickly which is why I post the massive stacks of pictures in the other threads. If you ever gave me three on the same night I'd probably pass out.
Too-DAMN-Much
12th November 2011, 04:56
like i said, quite a scholar of higher inebriation. :blah:
Warrior of the Light
12th November 2011, 07:36
I've only been drunk once - on our honeymoon. The bar - which had great cocktails for an even better price - was in walking (or crawling if needed to be) distance from the hotel.
According to ratebeer (http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/warsteiner-premium-dunkel/5311/), warsteiner dunkel should be commonly available, but a search on warsteiner.de came back without result.
/edit: warsteiner.com (http://www.warsteiner.com/en_US/html/our_beer_premium_dunkel.html) does though.. Seems like it's US only?
According to ratebeer (http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/warsteiner-premium-dunkel/5311/), warsteiner dunkel should be commonly available, but a search on warsteiner.de came back without result.
/edit: warsteiner.com (http://www.warsteiner.com/en_US/html/our_beer_premium_dunkel.html) does though.. Seems like it's US only?
Too-DAMN-Much
12th November 2011, 08:32
why only once? it's fun, i wouldn't say go for flat out drunk, just drink till walking is a little entertaining is all i do and not often either.
and i'm just teasing you all, no need to get all defensive :p :blah:
and i'm just teasing you all, no need to get all defensive :p :blah:
Warrior of the Light
12th November 2011, 12:51
Okay.
swingdjted
12th November 2011, 17:02
That's funny... just yesterday, warsteiner.com didn't include Dunkel. I'm glad it's not gone. I rather like that stuff.
I used to think getting a buzz was fun, but anymore, alcohol will make me tired before it changes anything else about me. I do love the taste of good beer though.
I used to think getting a buzz was fun, but anymore, alcohol will make me tired before it changes anything else about me. I do love the taste of good beer though.
Too-DAMN-Much
13th November 2011, 02:52
oh god, i feel bad to break this news to you ted but...
i think it's official now, you are "too old"
inb4 taking playful posts seriously again.
i think it's official now, you are "too old"
inb4 taking playful posts seriously again.
swingdjted
13th November 2011, 04:59
Yeah, that's something that did come with age.
Too-DAMN-Much
13th November 2011, 09:05
no big, i kind of wonder if you're trolling or really didn't get it though sometimes.
swingdjted
13th November 2011, 20:38
Just saying whatever comes to mind to keep the last word.
Too-DAMN-Much
14th November 2011, 07:45
yup.
Warrior of the Light
14th November 2011, 16:24
been there, done that.
swingdjted
15th November 2011, 00:17
doing it now
Too-DAMN-Much
15th November 2011, 01:13
yup
Warrior of the Light
15th November 2011, 19:17
it feels goooood :)
swingdjted
15th November 2011, 21:24
I'm hungry.
Too-DAMN-Much
15th November 2011, 22:10
i was, but then i opened this bag of salt and pepper chips.
swingdjted
16th November 2011, 02:14
I ended up a can of pineapple slices.
Too-DAMN-Much
16th November 2011, 03:16
how are you typing? jagged can edges?
swingdjted
16th November 2011, 03:49
originally posted by swingdjted
I ended up a can of pineapple slices.wtf...
proofread ftw
Sorry about that. :igor:
I ended up a can of pineapple slices.wtf...
proofread ftw
Sorry about that. :igor:
Too-DAMN-Much
16th November 2011, 06:06
it's the bin, less sense is better, right?
Warrior of the Light
16th November 2011, 08:50
hehe
swingdjted
16th November 2011, 22:41
herher
Too-DAMN-Much
17th November 2011, 02:56
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a149/Too-DAMN-Much/me-gusta-original.png
Warrior of the Light
17th November 2011, 17:09
isn't a word
(neither are herher or hehe by the way)
(neither are herher or hehe by the way)
swingdjted
17th November 2011, 23:32
So TDM had it for a while thing eh?
Too-DAMN-Much
18th November 2011, 05:17
isn't a word
(neither are herher or hehe by the way)
that's why i posted it.
and actually gusta is a word.
umm...
fuck it let's have
word
(neither are herher or hehe by the way)
that's why i posted it.
and actually gusta is a word.
umm...
fuck it let's have
word
swingdjted
18th November 2011, 05:21
What the fuck? I have really sucked at proofreading lately. I meant to say "then" instead of "thing".
Too-DAMN-Much
18th November 2011, 05:42
either way, yeah i did.
Warrior of the Light
18th November 2011, 14:52
did.
Too-DAMN-Much
18th November 2011, 20:45
not
swingdjted
19th November 2011, 19:05
note
ok, back to the word association tendency again; we need a new topic to bullshit about
ok, back to the word association tendency again; we need a new topic to bullshit about
QOAL
19th November 2011, 20:08
milling flanges
Warrior of the Light
21st November 2011, 17:58
what about them?
Too-DAMN-Much
21st November 2011, 18:36
they're no good!
Warrior of the Light
23rd November 2011, 10:24
so is diarrhea but shit happens
Too-DAMN-Much
23rd November 2011, 15:40
life, is what happens when you've made other plans.
Warrior of the Light
23rd November 2011, 18:01
so, keep making plans!
Too-DAMN-Much
23rd November 2011, 18:01
what if i run out of things to plan?
Warrior of the Light
23rd November 2011, 18:10
make a plan to make more plans
Too-DAMN-Much
23rd November 2011, 18:29
so anyway, what were we just talking about before we got sidetracked on this planning and such?
Warrior of the Light
23rd November 2011, 18:36
about needing a topic.
What's your favorite colo(u)r and why?
What's your favorite colo(u)r and why?
Too-DAMN-Much
23rd November 2011, 21:00
Blurple
because it's confusing.
because it's confusing.
Warrior of the Light
27th November 2011, 10:20
White. Because it has all other colors in it.
I'm still waiting for a conversation by the way.. where is everybody?
I'm still waiting for a conversation by the way.. where is everybody?
swingdjted
28th November 2011, 02:37
I just got back from a holiday/vacation week visiting out-of-town family and friends. I was very busy trying to get to visit as many people as possible in the short time I had, and I had a little police incident too (luckily it's sorted; cop was an ass, other cops supported me, and I'm not in any trouble).
I'm back now.
Yes, white is a good one for the aformentioned reason. It's also a very safe, cool, inexpensive, and easy-to-repair color for vehicles (see posts 7, 9, and 10 of this thread (http://forums.winamp.com/showthread.php?t=309639)). Both of our vehicles are white.
I'm back now.
Yes, white is a good one for the aformentioned reason. It's also a very safe, cool, inexpensive, and easy-to-repair color for vehicles (see posts 7, 9, and 10 of this thread (http://forums.winamp.com/showthread.php?t=309639)). Both of our vehicles are white.
Warrior of the Light
28th November 2011, 19:14
welcome back
swingdjted
28th November 2011, 22:43
Thank you very much.
Warrior of the Light
29th November 2011, 14:05
no problem
swingdjted
29th November 2011, 21:55
No problem at all.
http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/1685/28f199f58c8e461fb44a03e.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/713/28f199f58c8e461fb44a03e.jpg/)
http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/1685/28f199f58c8e461fb44a03e.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/713/28f199f58c8e461fb44a03e.jpg/)
Too-DAMN-Much
30th November 2011, 12:49
shit, i need one of those for the front door.
swingdjted
1st December 2011, 00:27
It would be a relatively easy MS Paint job.
QOAL
1st December 2011, 10:20
Use inkscape, not paint.
In this case vector > raster.
In this case vector > raster.
Warrior of the Light
1st December 2011, 21:01
looks like a nice program
Too-DAMN-Much
9th December 2011, 15:19
that's what she said!
swingdjted
10th December 2011, 04:41
That's nice, but when she said it to me, she said something else in the place of the word program.
Warrior of the Light
10th December 2011, 13:15
Didn't hear a thing - She can't talk with her mouth full.
Too-DAMN-Much
11th December 2011, 02:17
keep staring, it's only going to get bigger.
swingdjted
12th December 2011, 02:56
That statement would make most shrink!
Too-DAMN-Much
12th December 2011, 03:07
actually from my experience most respond sorta like "yeah i know, i'm waiting to see how long this takes is all"
Warrior of the Light
14th December 2011, 08:40
or how short it takes :o
swingdjted
14th December 2011, 23:49
Or how much wood a woodchuck could chuck (if a woodchuck could chuck wood).
Too-DAMN-Much
15th December 2011, 11:13
or even better how much wood would chuck norris chuck if he were a woodchuck?
Warrior of the Light
15th December 2011, 17:23
42
Too-DAMN-Much
15th December 2011, 19:28
everyone knows the answer though.
now if someone knew the question...
now if someone knew the question...
Warrior of the Light
20th December 2011, 19:23
last word
Too-DAMN-Much
20th December 2011, 23:08
no that's definitely not the question, it's actually a statement.
Warrior of the Light
21st December 2011, 19:37
what question?
Too-DAMN-Much
21st December 2011, 22:42
42
everyone knows the answer though.
now if someone knew the question...
you won't get the reference anyway, apparently.
everyone knows the answer though.
now if someone knew the question...
you won't get the reference anyway, apparently.
Warrior of the Light
23rd December 2011, 16:16
I got the hhgttg reference but I believe the question is 'what's the question?'
maybe it isn't but I haven't been proven wrong yet.
maybe it isn't but I haven't been proven wrong yet.
Too-DAMN-Much
25th December 2011, 18:26
nah the question has to be a math question since the answer is 42.
Warrior of the Light
28th December 2011, 14:03
ah and that's why you are wrong.. assumptions! This reality is much more complex than that.
Too-DAMN-Much
30th December 2011, 18:16
ah and that's why you are wrong.. assumptions! This reality is much more complex than that.
prove it.
prove it.
swingdjted
31st December 2011, 01:24
How do you abbreviate "fourty-two"?
There. That's a non-mathematical question with the answer 42, although not quite complex (that's about the best proof I could come up with at the moment).
If you follow the reference it gives a non-mathematical but very complex question of "life, the universe, and everything".
There. That's a non-mathematical question with the answer 42, although not quite complex (that's about the best proof I could come up with at the moment).
If you follow the reference it gives a non-mathematical but very complex question of "life, the universe, and everything".
Too-DAMN-Much
31st December 2011, 08:53
---.
-.
no one understands those numbers, but oh well.
-.
no one understands those numbers, but oh well.
Warrior of the Light
31st December 2011, 18:38
Guys, please stop trying to make sense. this is the bin after all.
Too-DAMN-Much
1st January 2012, 04:59
---.
-.
so you understood those numbers?
if so, prove it, what number was it?
this makes sense? what? :igor:
-.
so you understood those numbers?
if so, prove it, what number was it?
this makes sense? what? :igor:
swingdjted
3rd January 2012, 04:16
---. isn't anything in Morse Code, but -. is "n"
Too-DAMN-Much
3rd January 2012, 17:42
---. isn't anything in Morse Code, but -. is "n"
nope, it's closer to binary than morse code actually.
the answer is already in this thread, several times, as well.
---. off, off, off, on. = 4. etc etc.
nope, it's closer to binary than morse code actually.
the answer is already in this thread, several times, as well.
---. off, off, off, on. = 4. etc etc.
Warrior of the Light
5th January 2012, 21:40
ah I remember the binary thread.. that was fun
swingdjted
7th January 2012, 23:22
Usually off is either 0, o, or O. Then on is usually | or 1.
k_rock923
8th January 2012, 00:37
I always just remember 'o' for off, or that the circle looks like an open circuit, so whatever is connected to it will be off.
swingdjted
8th January 2012, 00:42
Whereas the line is a closed circuit, and it looks like an unbroken line, making it looked closed, just like a power button.
Please pick a number between 1 and 48. I have 2 cases of beer, and each bottle is completely different from all the others. Over holiday break I went to a specialty store (http://vewinebeer.com/) (ranked #1 beer retailer in the world in 2010 by ratebeer.com) that stocks over 1,100 unique beers, where you can just get whatever you want in singles, sixers, or cases, all at good prices.
Anyway, give me a # between 1 and 48, and I'll drink that beer.
Please pick a number between 1 and 48. I have 2 cases of beer, and each bottle is completely different from all the others. Over holiday break I went to a specialty store (http://vewinebeer.com/) (ranked #1 beer retailer in the world in 2010 by ratebeer.com) that stocks over 1,100 unique beers, where you can just get whatever you want in singles, sixers, or cases, all at good prices.
Anyway, give me a # between 1 and 48, and I'll drink that beer.
k_rock923
8th January 2012, 00:53
17
swingdjted
8th January 2012, 01:03
Harpoon brewing company
"Leviathan"
Imperial IPA style
(says 10% abv on the bottom, so if I start misspelling things...)
Web site says 120 IBUs. This might be my first triple-digit IBU beer.
Nice (but a bit scary) choice!
"Leviathan"
Imperial IPA style
(says 10% abv on the bottom, so if I start misspelling things...)
Web site says 120 IBUs. This might be my first triple-digit IBU beer.
Nice (but a bit scary) choice!
k_rock923
8th January 2012, 01:24
That sounds tasty, although I'm not really an IPA fan - they're usually too hoppy for my taste.
Tonight's drink for me is Johnnie Walker black - this also marks the first time I've ever purchased something that said 'Scotch' without being followed by the word 'tape'.
Tonight's drink for me is Johnnie Walker black - this also marks the first time I've ever purchased something that said 'Scotch' without being followed by the word 'tape'.
swingdjted
8th January 2012, 03:44
If you don't like that bitter and hoppy taste, then you probably would benefit from beers that have a low IBU rating, and indeed, stay away from IPAs, especially "imperial" IPAs. Higher-end pilsners, imperial stouts, strong ales, saisons, and barley wines tend to have high IBU ratings too.
Ales, pale ales, ambers, Scottish varities, Golden, Kolsch, some brown ales, hefe-weisens, dunkel-weisens, bocks, some porters, some stouts have lower IBU ratings and often have a lot of malt flavors that can keep the hops from being overwhelming.
Belgian-style beers aren't rated very bitter, but for some reason take a lot of getting used to as well.
This might help (40 or lower should be fine):
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/9030/chartibu.gif (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/100/chartibu.gif/)
I prefer single malt to blended Scotch (JW varieties are blended), but it's more a matter of personal taste than it is a matter of quality.
Ales, pale ales, ambers, Scottish varities, Golden, Kolsch, some brown ales, hefe-weisens, dunkel-weisens, bocks, some porters, some stouts have lower IBU ratings and often have a lot of malt flavors that can keep the hops from being overwhelming.
Belgian-style beers aren't rated very bitter, but for some reason take a lot of getting used to as well.
This might help (40 or lower should be fine):
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/9030/chartibu.gif (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/100/chartibu.gif/)
I prefer single malt to blended Scotch (JW varieties are blended), but it's more a matter of personal taste than it is a matter of quality.
k_rock923
8th January 2012, 16:21
That doesn't make much sense, Ted! I love Russian Imperial Stouts!
While I am enjoying this bottle, I'm a little hesitant to pick up a Scotch habit - it would be way more expensive than my usual vice of a martini.
While I am enjoying this bottle, I'm a little hesitant to pick up a Scotch habit - it would be way more expensive than my usual vice of a martini.
swingdjted
8th January 2012, 17:10
Russian Imperial Stouts aren't always hoppy (although some are), but they do have very high amounts of dark malts and/or barley, which can cover up the not-at-all-hidden hop tastes that one would find in an IPA. The high IBU is still noticeable, but it's matched with so many other intense tastes that there's a sense of balance that makes it more palatable. (I'm starting to sound like a beer snob. Sorry about that.)
k_rock923
8th January 2012, 18:10
You keep this up and we'll have to move into the "when the juices flow" thread.
swingdjted
8th January 2012, 20:31
I'll probably make a post there and at my beer images dump thread too within the next week or so.
Too-DAMN-Much
9th January 2012, 09:25
Whereas the line is a closed circuit, and it looks like an unbroken line, making it looked closed, just like a power button.
well i wasn't really using binary, or morse code technically, hence the lack of standardization.
it works about the same as a 2 digit binary though, there's only ever two characters if you're writing like that so it doesn't really matter what either signify once you figure out how to decode the pattern.
oh and 13.
well i wasn't really using binary, or morse code technically, hence the lack of standardization.
it works about the same as a 2 digit binary though, there's only ever two characters if you're writing like that so it doesn't really matter what either signify once you figure out how to decode the pattern.
oh and 13.
Warrior of the Light
11th January 2012, 17:44
[last word]
Too-DAMN-Much
11th January 2012, 20:08
no longer the [last word]
fixed.
fixed.
Warrior of the Light
11th January 2012, 20:32
[/last word]
Okay. we can stop now and close this thread. The last word is set to: "fixed."
Okay. we can stop now and close this thread. The last word is set to: "fixed."
swingdjted
12th January 2012, 01:12
Ok. Fixed.
Too-DAMN-Much
12th January 2012, 05:13
[/last word]
Okay. we can stop now and close this thread. The last word is set to: "fixed."
...that should be surprising, but it's not.
Okay. we can stop now and close this thread. The last word is set to: "fixed."
...that should be surprising, but it's not.
Warrior of the Light
16th January 2012, 14:54
whoa this thread was on page two
swingdjted
16th January 2012, 17:51
Page 2? (http://forums.winamp.com/showpost.php?p=1505673&postcount=70)
Warrior of the Light
16th January 2012, 21:23
I remember that picture.. Why do I remember that picture? realizing this I also realize that I must remember dozens if not hundreds of other crap like this. The human mind is a marvelous thing.
swingdjted
16th January 2012, 21:48
Yes, but when it's time to remember something important...
Strange how things work.
Strange how things work.
siebe83
16th January 2012, 21:55
Strange how I'm getting the last word!!!
Weeeeee!
Weeeeee!
swingdjted
16th January 2012, 21:56
for maybe a minute
siebe83
16th January 2012, 21:59
Good times reading back those old posts. damned nostalgia, I'm getting old :o
swingdjted
16th January 2012, 22:01
Just think, 2004 was 8 years ago... I didn't show up till '06 though, even though I was using winamp before even the "minibrowser" was around. It's good to look back though. People should stick around here because of that. These are the "stomping grounds".
siebe83
16th January 2012, 22:24
hehe, true.
QOAL
16th January 2012, 22:44
The amount of effort that goes into pü17dijo's posts is commendable.
swingdjted
16th January 2012, 23:27
However the quality of the content...
Warrior of the Light
17th January 2012, 20:05
Minibrowser? never used it. Still wouldn't know why. I didn't use - or even install - the entire ML for until maybe two years ago. All my music was in the PL and it worked well for me.
swingdjted
17th January 2012, 23:53
I never used the MB either; was just using it as a time reference. I did use the ML a lot because of the fast indexed search in addition to being able to sort by different characteristics. It was an extremely powerful tool for people who had enormous libraries of music, especially for it's day. It was good for impressing people too. :) That was long before the XP plug-in or Vista or 7, meaning Winamp could find my music far faster than the operating system could.
Too-DAMN-Much
18th January 2012, 04:22
I remember that picture.. Why do I remember that picture? realizing this I also realize that I must remember dozens if not hundreds of other crap like this. The human mind is a marvelous thing.
honestly, it'd be more of a marvel if you could ever forget that picture.
honestly, it'd be more of a marvel if you could ever forget that picture.
swingdjted
18th January 2012, 06:12
...and to think that I'm responsible for returning it to the foreground of your mind...
party foul I guess; sorry 'bout that
party foul I guess; sorry 'bout that
Too-DAMN-Much
18th January 2012, 22:06
...and to think that I'm responsible for returning it to the foreground of your mind...
party foul I guess; sorry 'bout that
lol no. it wasn't a "what has been seen cannot be unseen" type of bad moment, that one was hilarious, still one of those moments, but a good one.
party foul I guess; sorry 'bout that
lol no. it wasn't a "what has been seen cannot be unseen" type of bad moment, that one was hilarious, still one of those moments, but a good one.
hanshalton
19th January 2012, 04:50
nevermind
Warrior of the Light
20th January 2012, 14:32
was a great album
swingdjted
21st January 2012, 02:26
agreed
I didn't get too deep into the Grunge movement, but indeed, Nevermind was good from start to finish.
Nice sudden reference WotL! It's enough where I'm actually cuing up the album on winamp.
I didn't get too deep into the Grunge movement, but indeed, Nevermind was good from start to finish.
Nice sudden reference WotL! It's enough where I'm actually cuing up the album on winamp.
Warrior of the Light
21st January 2012, 22:51
It's one of the very few albums that is as good as it is popular.
swingdjted
22nd January 2012, 17:22
and one of the few albums where the whole album was good and not just one or two songs
Warrior of the Light
23rd January 2012, 18:34
Strangely enough I never cared much for Smells Like Teen Spirit. Too generic when compared to the rest.
swingdjted
23rd January 2012, 22:05
For better or for worse, it was the first song I ever learned on guitar.
Warrior of the Light
24th January 2012, 17:42
you and a few million others I guess
swingdjted
24th January 2012, 19:53
yeah, it was commonly taught or self-learned as a first thing to play when getting first access to a guitar
Too-DAMN-Much
25th January 2012, 11:41
every time i hear nirvana, it makes me wish i could strangle a disc jockey, the shitty stations we have here LOVE to pound nirvana into the ground as if it's still relevant.
it's over, the band was a fad, the man was a loser and a piece of shit - good riddance! - most of us just want to forget the music we've been forced to hear it for so long.
it's over, the band was a fad, the man was a loser and a piece of shit - good riddance! - most of us just want to forget the music we've been forced to hear it for so long.
Warrior of the Light
25th January 2012, 17:19
Then I'm glad they don't play it that often here
swingdjted
25th January 2012, 17:21
You must have a shitty radio station then. I only hear Nirvana played maybe once every 2 months at most on the radio, but then again I don't listen to the tuner all that often.
Too-DAMN-Much
26th January 2012, 01:06
yeah we did, ted, emphasis on did.
KUFO, was a rock/metal station, used to be almost worth listening to at one point, then they kinda sold the whole fucking thing off, packed up the studio and moved to the east coast and picked up a few random nobodies to DJ, good, fucking, riddance!
honestly, now that i think about it though.... kinda makes me wonder how often the station was just on autopilot with no one at the wheel, pretty much every single night they'd play for whom the bell tolls at the stroke of midnight, then again.... song does fit for midnight too.
KUFO, was a rock/metal station, used to be almost worth listening to at one point, then they kinda sold the whole fucking thing off, packed up the studio and moved to the east coast and picked up a few random nobodies to DJ, good, fucking, riddance!
honestly, now that i think about it though.... kinda makes me wonder how often the station was just on autopilot with no one at the wheel, pretty much every single night they'd play for whom the bell tolls at the stroke of midnight, then again.... song does fit for midnight too.
swingdjted
26th January 2012, 01:21
For some reason I never really get tired of old-school Metallica.
Warrior of the Light
26th January 2012, 15:18
Strangely enough, I don't even dislike Lulu as much as most do. You should just keep in mind that it's not a Metallica album but a Lou Reed album who is just supported by Metallica.
Too-DAMN-Much
29th January 2012, 03:51
For some reason I never really get tired of old-school Metallica.
i know what you mean actually, same way with pantera, offspring and a few others, nirvana though? yuck, do not want, sick of it!
i know what you mean actually, same way with pantera, offspring and a few others, nirvana though? yuck, do not want, sick of it!
swingdjted
29th January 2012, 05:57
Well, I can definitely say the same about Pantera, but I wouldn't want too much Offspring. Some is ok though.
Too-DAMN-Much
29th January 2012, 15:26
couple others i'm that way about, fear factory, powerman 5000 (SOME, of their albums) they have enough that are just awesome in every way possible but... they have enough where the singer went off on this retarded wannabe sleazy lounge singer binge too, that i think it's about half and half tolerable and retarded.
they're both kinda.... i guess you'd call it... futuristic metal or rock.
fear factory is a strange one honestly too, most of the stuff the singer writes and sings about is kinda set in some fictional terminator type post apoc future, but there's others too where it's kinda obvious that he's expressing anger at the real, current world too, for instance, look up the songs "timelessness" and "corporate cloning" and you'll see the contrast i mean.
they're both kinda.... i guess you'd call it... futuristic metal or rock.
fear factory is a strange one honestly too, most of the stuff the singer writes and sings about is kinda set in some fictional terminator type post apoc future, but there's others too where it's kinda obvious that he's expressing anger at the real, current world too, for instance, look up the songs "timelessness" and "corporate cloning" and you'll see the contrast i mean.
Warrior of the Light
31st January 2012, 17:59
... I like Simon and Garfunkel too http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif
Too-DAMN-Much
1st February 2012, 00:15
as long as you don't like the rolling gravestones and agree that they should be touring.
swingdjted
1st February 2012, 00:18
heh, I don't mind the original songs, but damn... fucking retire and stop embarrassing yourselves
"you make a gwone man cwyyeeeiiiiii...."
Yeah. I am about to cry dude...
"you make a gwone man cwyyeeeiiiiii...."
Yeah. I am about to cry dude...
Warrior of the Light
1st February 2012, 15:48
You mean they're still active? fuck. The '60s are over. The '70s are over. Even the 80's are over 20 years old. That's long enough to stop I think.
By the way can't hanshalton be banned for flooding?
By the way can't hanshalton be banned for flooding?
Too-DAMN-Much
2nd February 2012, 18:22
heh, I don't mind the original songs, but damn... fucking retire and stop embarrassing yourselves
QFT
also, stop acknowledging that.
QFT
also, stop acknowledging that.
Warrior of the Light
2nd February 2012, 21:13
also, stop posting everybody and don't post 'okay' after this.
QOAL
2nd February 2012, 23:12
okay
Warrior of the Light
3rd February 2012, 13:34
Grr.. I'm warning you!
swingdjted
4th February 2012, 21:56
how about "okey dokey"?
Warrior of the Light
6th February 2012, 17:59
how about "okey dokey"?
:steamleft::mad::steamright:
:steamleft::mad::steamright:
swingdjted
7th February 2012, 00:51
Well then, what would be an appropriate response?
Too-DAMN-Much
8th February 2012, 17:40
okay
Warrior of the Light
8th February 2012, 20:05
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/11/7/d6e40a0b-0c7b-4edb-868f-b4052b74e38d.jpg
swingdjted
8th February 2012, 21:56
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/7656/tumblrlwmcyqmcdd1qb5gkj.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/513/tumblrlwmcyqmcdd1qb5gkj.jpg/)
Too-DAMN-Much
10th February 2012, 02:47
okay
swingdjted
11th February 2012, 01:02
Let me guess, if I give TDM the math problem:
2 + 2 =
he'll answer:
"okay"
:p
2 + 2 =
he'll answer:
"okay"
:p
Too-DAMN-Much
11th February 2012, 05:21
it's 4 actually, i just can't resist a good running gag.
Warrior of the Light
11th February 2012, 13:22
okay
swingdjted
11th February 2012, 17:16
Well, I suppose you could have said:
okay
okay
okay
okay
okay
okay
okay
okay
Warrior of the Light
11th February 2012, 17:16
but he didn't
swingdjted
11th February 2012, 17:18
damn that was a fast reply
Too-DAMN-Much
11th February 2012, 18:39
okay
Warrior of the Light
11th February 2012, 19:06
I do my best
swingdjted
12th February 2012, 01:02
I don't, but perhaps I should.
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